Friday, June 29, 2012

Humorous and Funny Birthday Quotes

Funny birthday quotes at all times make for an excellent enjoyable birthday. Birthdays come but once a year and but we appear to stumble over our phrases and never know what to say. Much has been written and spoken about this well-known day, and many well-recognized personalities have expressed their opinions. Some are humorous and a few make you suppose and ponder.

It's easy to throw a "Completely satisfied Birthday" at somebody, nevertheless it has grow to be somewhat overused and just doesn't pack a lot of a punch any longer. You say "Happy Birthday" to somebody, who in turn says, "Thank you." Then you both go in your approach going about your business. Shake things up a bit and give you some fun and exciting to say to the birthday recipient. Create your own model and change into known as the person who at all times has well-known birthday quotes for whoever is having a birthday. Individuals will stay up for listening to what you need to say to someone who's having a birthday. 

Funny birthday quotes aren't laborious to find lately, as a result of with regards to getting older, there's at all times something to joke about. Having a humorousness about your age can assist to make birthdays a bit simpler to stomach.
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"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
~ Chili Davis

"Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them."
~ Anna Magnani

"You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them."
~ Arnold Palmer

"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
~ John P. Grier

"Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
~ Bobby Kelton

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"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."
~ Phyllis Diller

"The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines."
~ Plato

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
~ Robert Frost

"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang 'Happy Birthday.'"
~ Stephen Wright

"To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am."
~ Bernard M. Baruch

"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
~ Henry L. Mencken

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"If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building."
~ Katherine Hepburn

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
~ Lucille Ball

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
~ Mark Twain

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."
~ Billie Burke

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young."
~ Fred Astaire

"It is better to wear out than to rust out."
~ Bishop Richard Cumberland

"Getting old ain't for sissies."
~ Betty Davis
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"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
~ Bob Hope

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
~ Reverend Larry Lorenzoni

"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."
~ Unknown

"Youth is a disease from which we all recover."
~ Dorothy Fulheim

"The first hundred years are the hardest."
~ Wilson Mizner
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"The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet."
~ Robert Orben

"The secret to eternal youth is arrested development".
~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."
~ John Glenn
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